Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Ultimate Heads Up Donk

Right, I thought I'd pop online and get an hours worth of play in before watching the Italy game. Mainly playing to build FPPs at the moment as well as grinding out the $27 18 mans for various promotions on Stars. I fire up 4 18 mans and figure I'll fire up a $55 HU SnG to help aid the "gaining of rake". My first game lasts 10 hands and I can't believe how much a donk my opponent is. To my joy his accepts a rematch invitation.

The second game is of similar donkness and lasts just 8 hands. He again accepts a rematch with the third game lasting 2 hands (lol). He doesn't give up and wants a fourth crack at me which ends in just 5 hands. To my delight he thinks 5th times a charm however unfortunately he disconnects and I'm left to blind him out for a further $50.

The winning / major crippling hands are listed below: -

Game 1 (Lasted 10 hands)

PokerStars Game #45502710067: Tournament #282773187, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/14 18:45:00 WET [2010/06/14 13:45:00 ET]
Table '282773187 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: FezioJnr (1420 in chips)
Seat 2: X (1580 in chips)
FezioJnr: posts small blind 10
X posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FezioJnr [Ks Ah]
FezioJnr: raises 40 to 60
X: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [4h Kh Kd]
X: bets 200
FezioJnr: raises 380 to 580
X: calls 380
*** TURN *** [4h Kh Kd] [As]
X: bets 940 and is all-in
FezioJnr: calls 780 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (160) returned to X
*** RIVER *** [4h Kh Kd As] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
X: shows [3c 4d] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
FezioJnr: shows [Ks Ah] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
FezioJnr collected 2840 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2840 | Rake 0
Board [4h Kh Kd As 6h]
Seat 1: FezioJnr (button) (small blind) showed [Ks Ah] and won (2840) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 2: X(big blind) showed [3c 4d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours


Game 2 (Lasted 8 hands)

PokerStars Game #45502886767: Tournament #282774922, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/14 18:48:50 WET [2010/06/14 13:48:50 ET]
Table '282774922 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: X(1100 in chips)
Seat 2: FezioJnr (1900 in chips)
FezioJnr: posts small blind 10
X: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FezioJnr [8s 7s]
FezioJnr: raises 20 to 40
X: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [6d Jh 7h]
X: bets 100
FezioJnr: calls 100
*** TURN *** [6d Jh 7h] [Tc]
X: checks
FezioJnr: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Jh 7h Tc] [7d]
X: bets 960 and is all-in
FezioJnr: calls 960
*** SHOW DOWN ***
X: shows [9c 4c] (a pair of Sevens)
FezioJnr: shows [8s 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
FezioJnr collected 2200 from pot
X finished the tournament in 2nd place
FezioJnr wins the tournament and receives $110.00 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2200 | Rake 0
Board [6d Jh 7h Tc 7d]
Seat 1: X (big blind) showed [9c 4c] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: FezioJnr (button) (small blind) showed [8s 7s] and won (2200) with three of a kind, Sevens


Game 3 (Lasted 2 hands)

PokerStars Game #45502938799: Tournament #282775901, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/14 18:49:58 WET [2010/06/14 13:49:58 ET]
Table '282775901 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1:X (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: FezioJnr (1510 in chips)
FezioJnr: posts small blind 10
X: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FezioJnr [Ks 4d]
FezioJnr: raises 20 to 40
X: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [3d 4h 4s]
X: bets 120
FezioJnr: calls 120
*** TURN *** [3d 4h 4s] [5c]
X: bets 160
FezioJnr: calls 160
*** RIVER *** [3d 4h 4s 5c] [8c]
X: checks
FezioJnr: bets 1190 and is all-in
X: calls 1170 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to FezioJnr
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FezioJnr: shows [Ks 4d] (three of a kind, Fours)
X: shows [3c 9c] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
FezioJnr collected 2980 from pot
X finished the tournament in 2nd place
FezioJnr wins the tournament and receives $110.00 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [3d 4h 4s 5c 8c]
Seat 1: X(big blind) showed [3c 9c] and lost with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 2: FezioJnr (button) (small blind) showed [Ks 4d] and won (2980) with three of a kind, Fours


Game 4 (Lasted 5 hands)

PokerStars Game #45503020503: Tournament #282776251, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/14 18:51:45 WET [2010/06/14 13:51:45 ET]
Table '282776251 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: X (1520 in chips)
Seat 2: FezioJnr (1480 in chips)
FezioJnr: posts small blind 10
X: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FezioJnr [Ks 9s]
FezioJnr: raises 20 to 40
X: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [6c 8d Kh]
X: bets 80
FezioJnr: calls 80
*** TURN *** [6c 8d Kh] [9h]
X: bets 1400 and is all-in
FezioJnr: calls 1360 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (40) returned to X
*** RIVER *** [6c 8d Kh 9h] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
X: shows [2s Kd] (a pair of Kings)
FezioJnr: shows [Ks 9s] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
FezioJnr collected 2960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board [6c 8d Kh 9h 7c]
Seat 1: X (big blind) showed [2s Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: FezioJnr (button) (small blind) showed [Ks 9s] and won (2960) with two pair, Kings and Nines


Game 5 - After 9 hands he gets disconnected and sits out so I just blind him out



Overall: 6 mins, 5 heads up matches, 34 hands, $250 profit.


Never seen anything like this if I'm honest. I have replaced his username with X as this guy is my biatch. GG